Don't bother !

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity, she's the greatest cook and she's fat free, she's been to private school and she speaks perfect French, she's got the perfect friends, isn't she cool? She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve, she's more than you deserve, she's just far better than me, so don't bother I won't die of deception, I promise you won't ever see me cry, don't feel sorry, and don't bother I'll be fine but she's waiting, the ring you gave to her will lose its shine so don't bother, be unkind, I'm sure she doesn't know how to touch you like I would, I beat her at that one good, don't you think so? She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea, I'm really a cat you see and it's not my last life at all, for you, I'd give up all I own and move to a communist country if you came with me, of course, and I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you and lose those pounds, and learn about football, if it made you stay, but you won't, and after all I'm glad that I'm not your type